Hey all you basketballers out there! My name is Charley and I would like to extend to you an invitation to the greatest basketball camp on Earth!!

We play games and have fun practices that are sure to excite the most discriminating tastes! I bet you probably love to run and jump as much as I do!

If you hurry and sign up now, I will be sure to get in contact with you a.s.a.p. That's dog language for doing something quickly.

I gotta go brush my teeth, because I kinda got into some chocolate..

Sincerly, Charles Edward Thurston Esq. or Charley